I should just kill myself and be done with it, but it would be so rude to my family to die on Thanksgiving, I wonder if they will think of that to be thankful for? The fact that their broken son keeps pushing on for their sake. I am a lost and broken man. I don’t think I’ll update this blog anymore but deleting it seems stupid. Here is the last entry my followers will see, and most of them won’t even see it anyway. Today I broke up with my girlfriend because she was clingy in ways I couldn’t deal with, I’m just not made for relationships, despite how I crave human love. I have nothing to live for now. Every thing I touch seems to turn to ashes and then blows away in the breeze, maybe if any of you are local you’ll see me in the obituaries in the weeks, months, years to come when I can finally end it all in a last selfish act. I hope I’m brave and strong enough to do it eventually, but for now I’m just too weak to accept how much it would hurt the few people who care. I should try to put on a brave face for them, but i just can’t. I hate hurting. I hate hurting other people. I just wish I could blink out of existence like an old light bulb flickering out. Maybe one day I’ll be strong enough to let go. Maybe one day. No tears were shed, i am unable to cry, no matter how much certain things hurt. I wish you all the best of luck.

Goodbye and thank you for following.

Sassiness will now forever make me sad

sassy-gay-nic-cage:

shaaylayy:

teastainedcpt:

that is some sass there

sass master.

lord of all time and sass.

sardinesawesomeness:

annaml:

Hands down, my favorite reoccurring joke.

Calvin and Hobbes forever! :D

nayx:

*kicks you in the blog*

right in my reposts

nippled:

Hold me jack, I’m flying!

Today I Slept till noon, was woken up by my mother, experienced extreme sorrow and anger, cut my heart out, learned to write and read (sort of) circular Galifrean, Felt more pain, enjoyed my increasingly bad eczema due to stress, regretted being alive, and pooped a few times throughout that whole ordeal

asgardianinthetardis:

dreamy-platypus:

matteleven:

Me attempting to do a ‘Doctor pose’. What do you guys think?

According to some of the facebook commenters I look stick-thin in this, maybe I should start eating more and get to the gym more often! :/

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OH GOD AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS MATT. 

COSPLAY?

seerofsarcasm:

oxybelis:

starfishface:

elfuckinghomosexual:

lilpocketninja:

goddessofcheese:

This makes me want a video game about a zombie apocalypse that only affects men so it’s up to the housewives of 50s’ America to save humanity.

…saving this idea for class.

i would play the heck out of that game, it is an amazing idea.

Also can there be a character design screen so you can make your little housewife?

I think it’d be entertaining to see what guys could come up with for making their female-selves. If you ask me.

I would so play this game. 

I would suck at it but I would play it.

I’ve never played a zombie game, but you got me at 50’s.

Hngggggggg I love 50s clothes give it to me

jthenr-comics-vault:

A Symbol

catchingeverdeen:

I have this app that’s called Stacheify

and

Yes

channinglovesjoss:

John Sumrow’s The Tardis Job THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

likeashadowinthe-night:

to the new followers who just found my blog

hollycraplookatthesizeofthisurl:

Thank God Sherlock was there too.